Little Starsky horndog
Nibbled his partner's corndog
But he wanted so much more.
He thrust in a thumb
And diddled Hutch's plum.
Igniting Hutch's Yule log.

Little Hutch wubbie
had quite a woody,
Wishing he could get some relief.
Along came his partner
Who sat down upon him
And in St. Nick Hutch did believe.